http://www.pruck.com A random collection of useless and cherished things Copyright 2008 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:09:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.2 http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=50 http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=50#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:09:38 +0000 General http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=50 I tapped twice on my forearm and the control patch appeared. Once I selected ‘mymood’ the soot took on a sombre dark blue shade with scrolling pinstripes. I’d started the day feeling buoyant but now my heart was literally on my sleeve. My flesh-and-blood attorney and I had only ever F2F’d ... http://www.pruck.com/wp-commentsrss2.php?p=50 http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=49 http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=49#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2005 18:47:33 +0000 General http://www.pruck.com/index.php?p=49 Since childhood, I've always been overly concerned not to allow anything entrusted to me to be damaged. When I first saw a micrograph of the surface of a polished mirror, it was a revelation. 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