In defence of Leylandii

I’ve lived next door to some very odd specimens of homo sapiens.

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More recently, we find ourselves co-terraced with a man who looks like an inebriate, out-of-season santa, a real olde english eccentric (from Wales). He always wears the standard-issue looney scarecrow uniform of straw hat, open-toed sandals, yellow-streaked beard and a linen suit that looks like it used to clothe the body of christ. Arriving on his trademark boneshaker bicycle, he announces his appearance with a burst of romantic horn-honking, coughing, swearing and occasional vomiting. He regularly hammers on the door of his sexagenarian ‘girlfriend’s’ house for an hour, howling obscenities and rolling in the gutter (without spilling much from his wineglass). The cameraphone image of him defecating in the flowerbed opposite my front window is a joy to behold. Maybe he missed his vocation as an MP.

No doubt some of these folk will remember me with similar fondness.